Yo, I'm South Asian American and so frequently have my identity and patriotism come into question. "No but where are you FROM", etc. But I just hit on an elegant solution to this, so my Americanness will never be challenged again: I'm gonna start putting a confederate flag over all my shit. (P.S. This joke would be funnier if it weren't almost literally Bobby Jindal's political platform).
Yeah, now it’s just depressing as all fuck. Fuck Bobby Jindal.