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Yo, I'm South Asian American and so frequently have my identity and patriotism come into question. "No but where are you FROM", etc. But I just hit on an elegant solution to this, so my Americanness will never be challenged again: I'm gonna start putting a confederate flag over all my shit. (P.S. This joke would be funnier if it weren't almost literally Bobby Jindal's political platform).

yoisthisracist:

Yeah, now it’s just depressing as all fuck. Fuck Bobby Jindal.

Omg rofl

gaywrites:

TRUTH. (via Torontoist)
Very rare photo of my future.

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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American Post.

(Source: britanymurphy, via alexandernevermind)